Stairgate – SG41 – The Gate to UpStars/DownStars

Previously….

The original StairGate  was discovered by  Giza in1928, this Stairgate lay buried until George’s arrival. The Stairgate had originally been erected by Idiot-tians and designed to be both a barrier and gateway to other worlds.

Once the StairGate is opened, different species can travel freely Up and Down Sta(i)rs.

There was no stopping George on his mission to break down the barriers between our worlds, he has used both his intelligence and strength on his journey UpSta(i)rs. Stairgate 34″ lies broken and the portal to Spare Oom and Upsta(i)rs was left wide open. George began his search and Destroy mission and we had thought that he might keep straying into the other worlds of Upsta(i)rs.

“Something must be done” said Pooky, “there is now no barrier either way. What’s going on here?”

“It’s ok Pook” said Edwood, “SurePets have sent down a new bigger StairGate, it’s called -SG41″. This one’s for big ‘Dogs’ that high jump.”

As it was foretold by SurePets in the prophecy, the gate arrived shiny and new. This new StairGate was raised in ‘Kitc-hin’, this time by Giza a skin, who worked tirelessly on the new erection. George must never know that on the other side of the StairGate the skins of this world worship their one true Dog.

The Movie explained…

Blending into Idiot-tian myth and legend, and the covering up of an alien race that once came to this planet that took its inhabitants for slaves, not by means of ships, but the use of teleportation, and the use of the StairGate. The method of travelling from Upsta(i)rs to DownSta(i)rs and visa versa, instantly, a quantum leap, from one space to another, as simply walking from one room into another, this is the purpose of the Stairgate. Now, in the present day, and for eons past, the Stairgate has been hidden, forgotten, and buried, as time has progressed and histories have come and gone throughout the ages; the Stairgate has once more been unearthed. In the hands of the military, this portal, this unique tool, this mysterious device shall once more regenerate and transport those to wondrous and new worlds, those who now share its secret. Led by Col. Jonathan ‘JackRussell’ O’Neil (Cute Russell), he, his team and Dr. Daniel Vetson (James Spader), scientist and Idiot-tologist, have crossed the boundaries of time and space.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These modern-day pilgrims have naively stumbled across the Kingdom of the ancient sun dog ‘Ar’. An intelligent, cunning and malevolent aging creature that for centuries has been worshipped by his people, his slaves, his skins. Using ancient Shapes to regenerate himself over and over to receive eternal life he shall always be their one and only Dog. And so, the conflict between Man and the all powerfull demidog ’Ar’ begins.

The Stairgate is where it began, and at Stairgate – SG 41 it has to end.